WORLDS BEST HAT - COMING SOON

*Movie Trailer Voice: "ITS COMING....... THE WORLDS GREATEST HAT, BUT YOU MUST BE PATIENT!"

Why is there 1 in stock, because it seemed fun.... Like a challenge of sorts, will you, the dedicated customer, pay $100,000 for something that doesn't exist yet, we hope not, but if you are a proud member of the "More Money Than Brains" club and want to call our bluff I guess we'll deliver the first Hat off the line in person, maybe Naked, if that's your thing.... Basically we'll do lots of stuff for money, not all of which we're proud of, and building a brand isn't cheap.